Saturday, April 7, 2007

Sugarjet Power - Now in Liquid and Powder Form!

Yes Folks, not only can you catch the full-on rush of Sugarjet Power by post and image - it's now available in powder AND liquid form. Made for those special occasions when you want to lie back, tune out, throw in the cutlery and SOAK IT UP. Not recommended for children under the age of 14. Brought to you exclusively by SUGARJET - a sub-personality of Agostini Inc.. Next up - "Solid Sugarjet". Ten olfactory explosions in super concentrate CHUNK form. Rub it all over your body, rub it on your friends, just make sure to send me lots and lots of your cash.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, I SO need this. Does it work on the subconsious, too??

Country Mouse said...

Guaranteed to cure all ills! Plus no lingering rash or embarrassing anal vapors!